Monthly Archives: May 2015

I am a virgin and a male, hospitalized by an anomalous pregnancy [part 2]

How this began They taped oven mitts on his hands because he couldn’t stop scratching. Even now, he can’t stop trying. He says all the time that his belly itches to nine levels of hell. Before they put the mitts … Continue reading

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I am a virgin, and a male, with all of my masculine organs… so how am I hospitalized now, with a fetus growing inside of me? [part 1]

They told me I had a hernia at first. From the descriptions of the pain, to the physical manifestation in my abdomen, I believed they were right. But no matter how many physicians I talked to, none could explain why … Continue reading

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Love, Abby.

I was 19 and had just gone off to college when my mother died. I contemplated moving back home to help out with my sister, Abby, 12, and my brother, Julian, 5, but my dad wouldn’t here any of it. … Continue reading

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Working night security at a strip mall was the worst mistake I’ve ever made.

“Fear the silence where there should be sound. The next thing to make a noise will kill ya.” Do any of you work the night shift? I don’t mean 5-12, I mean 12-7AM. Well, I work night security at a … Continue reading

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The Ant King

“Buggy!” “It’s just an ant.” I remarked calmly as I felt it crunch beneath my shoe. “Buggy! Buggy!” I picked my foot up and watched as the maimed and dying ant twitched and tried to run away. My son screamed … Continue reading

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I’ve been told I talked in my sleep so I downloaded an app to hear what I say

I should start with my girlfriend and I haven’t talked for a few days. She moved out last week to live with her mom. I didn’t think we were on bad terms, but she said she couldn’t handle the stress … Continue reading

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Advice needed – My roommate is playing this weird joke on me and it’s driving me insane!

Hello good people of Reddit, Like the title says, my roommate is driving me insane. Chris and I are both seniors in college and met because we’re brothers in the same fraternity, Tau Sigma Pi. Our fraternity is really the … Continue reading

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Dr. Phil ruined my life.

I’ve always believed that ignorance is bliss. This was confirmed In 2011 when my loving family, Vicky my sister, my mom and dad, carted me off to the Dr. Phil show. What’s worse, they brought me there to reveal that … Continue reading

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Tattoo regret.

Everything is temporary. I’ve always believed this. Living, breathing, dying, decaying – we’re just one temporary form of expression destined to expire. I got my first tattoo when I was 17. I’ve always dabbled in creativity, so I took all … Continue reading

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The Call Ended

You know those scenes in movies where sororities and fraternities have “hazing” aka lets wake you up in the middle of the night, kidnap you and then make you do a bunch of demeaning activities? Yeah I didn’t think it … Continue reading

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