Monthly Archives: November 2014

In the Eye of the Giant: An informative guide on how to stop being a prat and learn how to properly prepare yourself before you venture into the occult.

First, a shout out to /u/Makayladoesrituals for bringing to attention the fact that people who have no idea what they’re doing often attempt rituals without any actual preparation beyond the “recipe” provided by whatever dubious element devised or disseminated (whole … Continue reading

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Why my Grandpa always loaded his scattergun with rocksalt

I wish I could speak to the old man again, but I can’t. Not any more. They say that in life, the only certain things are death and taxes. And while my Grandpa is dead, he always paid his dues. … Continue reading

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My mother always said I was a good boy

My mother always said I was a good boy. Not in words, but I could tell by the look in her eyes. The look of pure pride and love. The same one she would always give me, motivating me to … Continue reading

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My friend Lily disappeared ten years ago. Everybody says she never existed.

Things were so much simpler when I was a child. Things were easy; I got cereal in the mornings, I wore frilly dresses, I played with Barbie dolls. The biggest concern in my life was making sure my night light … Continue reading

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I did the elevator ritual. I think something followed me home. I haven’t slept properly in 3 days.

Hi NoSleep! Makayla again. The feedback on the hooded man honestly blew me away, thank you for showing such an interest! Glad to see me endangering my sanity is entertaining people. (I’m absolutely joking). Link to the Hooded Man ritual … Continue reading

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Hello, NoSleep. Check your phones – and especially you, Paul.

So many funny people are subscribed to this subreddit. It’s funny, don’t you think? So many people that want to be scared. So many people that want to read a good story and maybe actually have a bit of fear. … Continue reading

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There’s something inhuman south of Seattle if you want to go looking for it

I’ve talked about my road trip on this board before. Sick to death of working myself to death, I took the first vacation of my life last year. A beat up rebuilt Yamaha Zuma and a foolish sense of optimism … Continue reading

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Facial Features Not Recognized

“Facial features not recognized.” chimed a woman’s monotone voice. I cursed beneath my breath. This laptop had been lying in my apartment for days now, and I still couldn’t get it unlocked. My attempts at reinstalling the operating system were … Continue reading

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Why You Shouldn’t Be a Pervert

It started off as a joke. The girlfriend was a sleep talker, and it was always funny catching parts of her conversations. Sometimes I’d talk to her and she’d answer back. They were always such random answers. There was one … Continue reading

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So I did the Hooded Man ritual…

Hiya, NoSleep! My name is Makayla and I made this throwaway account simply because I’m bored and have too much spare time on my hands right now, so I figured why not do rituals and write about them on reddit. … Continue reading

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